Dear Diary,
What a great amazing covfefe week!
But for this covfefe relapse of my tourettes covfefe covfefe It would have been perfect.
Went to Europe and the Middle East and also Israel.
Met the covfefe Pope.
Told the president covfefe of Germany that she was covfefe covfefee.
Gonna fix global covfefe warming. I'm so much smarter than the generals on this covfefe problem.
It's so covfefe simple. Air Conditioning! Covfefe.
Start with the antarctic, you know, the north pole area. Roll out some covfefe ginourmous AC units. Plug em in and set them to 40. That will bring down the temp.
Then to Saudi Arabia. I have to admit it was warmer there than I realized. But build some ACs (make america great covfefe again) in Tennessee and Detroit. Ship em to Zimbabwe Arabia, and turn them on. End of problem. I'm a covfefe hero. Withdraw from the Paris accords. Who makes a treaty in Italy anyway covfefe? All the Italians do is drink that tiny coffee covfefe and make pizza. What do they know about global warming?
Final piece of the puzzle. Everyone with AC in their house or car opens the door for an hour a day. AC your neighborhood. It's going to be amazing. No one's ever seen an idea like this.
Memo to self: Invest in room heaters company. It's going to be real cold real soon.
Back home. Tried to fire the FBI guy, but realized I don't covfefe have one yet. So I'm adding Chris covfefe Christy to the list. Hire em. Fire em. Made a living on TV that way.
Bestest week ever. Until next week.
Covfefe.
What a great amazing covfefe week!
But for this covfefe relapse of my tourettes covfefe covfefe It would have been perfect.
Went to Europe and the Middle East and also Israel.
Met the covfefe Pope.
Told the president covfefe of Germany that she was covfefe covfefee.
Gonna fix global covfefe warming. I'm so much smarter than the generals on this covfefe problem.
It's so covfefe simple. Air Conditioning! Covfefe.
Start with the antarctic, you know, the north pole area. Roll out some covfefe ginourmous AC units. Plug em in and set them to 40. That will bring down the temp.
Then to Saudi Arabia. I have to admit it was warmer there than I realized. But build some ACs (make america great covfefe again) in Tennessee and Detroit. Ship em to Zimbabwe Arabia, and turn them on. End of problem. I'm a covfefe hero. Withdraw from the Paris accords. Who makes a treaty in Italy anyway covfefe? All the Italians do is drink that tiny coffee covfefe and make pizza. What do they know about global warming?
Final piece of the puzzle. Everyone with AC in their house or car opens the door for an hour a day. AC your neighborhood. It's going to be amazing. No one's ever seen an idea like this.
Memo to self: Invest in room heaters company. It's going to be real cold real soon.
Back home. Tried to fire the FBI guy, but realized I don't covfefe have one yet. So I'm adding Chris covfefe Christy to the list. Hire em. Fire em. Made a living on TV that way.
Bestest week ever. Until next week.
Covfefe.
DIARY OF A MAD TOURETTE SUFFERER
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Oleh
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